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  • Snow White declines witch's apple because she doesn't eat anything genetically magicfied.
  • A door is pushy with another door, but she's a pull door so she rejects him.
  • A fly has a fetish for being shooed away.
  • Dog won't fully commit to rolling over, so only his head is upside down.
  • Balloon declines inhaling helium to get high, as he is designated driver.
  • Rudolph's grade goes down in history.
  • Husband denied online shopping because wife returns too many purchases.
  • Credit cards at a bar have lost their magnetism.
  • A woman can't think of a reason not to go out with a man, but when he calls later she'll have had time to find one.
  • A TV at a bar turns down a remote because she's not into control freaks.


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