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  • Selfish, greedy people download without paying sound like pirates.

  • Grim Reaper shows up to man's house a day early on a Leap Year.
  • The main character of Friday the 13th takes a break on Saturday the 14th.
  • Mayflies watch a movie.
  • Frosty the Snowman stops smoking when he melts his face off trying to light his corncob pipe.
  • A chainsaw murderer accidentally comes out on Friday the 31st instead of Friday the 13th.
  • An owl sneaks home during the middle of the daytime.
  • Without a calendar, cavewoman can't prove man forgot anniversary.
  • Naked man stung by jellyfish on nude beach has worse day than clothed man stung.
  • Daily calendar Neal hasn't ripped any days off himself since the new year.


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