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  • Dog teases dog wearing cone that he can now be a sundial to tell time.
  • Invisible when flashes click, Dracula better tag himself in photo to prove he's in it.

  • Bats need to remember losing darkness during daylight savings.
  • An owl sneaks home during the middle of the daytime.
  • Vampires are up all night and lose an hour of awake time with daylight savings.
  • Nurses excited to take patient to beach for his vitamin D treatment.
  • The earth asks the sun what it does after working all day and the sun answers moonlighting.
  • Daylight plays poker with its savings, and loses the bet.
  • In Alaska, Fed Ex overnight shipping doesn't mean the next day.
  • A vampire only eats the dark meat of the turkey.
  • Monsters are sad about Daylight Savings because there's less sleep for them to invade.

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