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  • Turkey fortuneteller predicts turkey will have a best-seller but it’s really a cookbook.
  • Turkey's fortune is that he will be surrounded by family that is not his.
  • A whale psychic predicts that another whale will retire to the beach.
  • A chicken psychic tells another chicken that she won't complete her bucket list, but someone else's -- as fried chicken.
  • As a present teller, Madame Nadya reveals the present moment to clients.
  • Fish's fortune reveals that he'll appear on a bed of rice.
  • Fortune teller asks job applicant where he'll be in five years.
  • Turkey fortune teller sees woman ordering thinly sliced turkey from butcher.
  • A man smashes a psychic's crystal ball and she says he's thinking of a fortune cookie.
  • Worm fortune-teller predicts her client will decide golf is one big headache because golf spike is about to enter his head.
  • A cow visiting a fortune teller gets a fortune about being cooked on hot coals.


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