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  • Chameleon criticizes book for covering only 50 shades of grey.
  • Sabertooth tigers have an argument because they're bad kissers.
  • A Christmas tree puts up a Cut Your Own sign.
  • Witches go on cooking shows where they make potions.
  • A cobra is uptight and has a square cowl.
  • A woman thinks a man is lame for having nothing better to do than IM her on a Saturday night, but then she realizes she's doing the same thing.
  • A man showers with dolphins instead of swimming with them.
  • A man uses De-Skunker on a skunk instead of on his dog.
  • A caveman's cave-drawing profile picture is out of date.
  • A girl dog puts on Eau de Wet Dog perfume, which is just water.
  • A monitor in a hospital charts the nurse's patience with her patient.


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