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  • Marketers raise razor prices only to find out men would rather have beards than pay more.

  • A woman's hot flashes mean her heating bills are cheaper.
  • An airport charges $25 extra for respect.
  • A mouse family asks for an estimate on a door from a contractor because a cat keeps reaching in their house.
  • A snake's Christmas list would cost an arm and a leg.
  • A cat's insurance only covers every other life.
  • Woman's insurance covers her intravenous double mocha saline-uccino.
  • Artist's body outline street drawings make neighborhood seem dangerous.
  • Santa charges a re-stocking fee for filling up Christmas stocking.
  • In addition to oil, warriors use solar power to burn offenders.
  • A man's insurance won't cover a sponge bath, but will cover a sponge shower.

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