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  • Candlestick maker worries butcher and baker are plotting to eat him.
  • Elves wonder who took the last slice of pizza.
  • Therapist reassures turkey that it is normal to feel cold in the middle.
  • A monster dresses up in a woman's clothes because he got bored hiding in her closet.
  • A man has a dream every night that a stinky fish is crushing his chest, but actually his cat is sitting on his chest and breathing on his face.
  • Santa goes to his therapist and says he sees naughty people.
  • A man's relationship is like puppy love in that his girlfriend jumps on whoever's closest.
  • A beefeater reveals that he's actually a vegetarian.
  • Tree cops can't figure out how another tree died because no one heard anything.
  • Chess king's queen leaves him for a knight's moves.
  • Sun confesses in diary that no one wants to look directly at him.


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