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  • Depressed cat feels like it’s missing out compared to cellphone’s social media status updates of cats napping.
  • Magazine compares fig leaf wearing of Eve and Fig Tree.

  • An angel who makes rain complains that the angel who throws lightning has an easier job.
  • A frog sticks out its throat to impress a girl frog, and a man sucks his stomach in to impress a woman.
  • A pirate and a dog owner are both disappointed by how big their pets got.
  • Lazy people at the gym use the elevatormaster instead of the stairmaster.
  • Naked man stung by jellyfish on nude beach has worse day than clothed man stung.
  • Pear can't compare new apple girlfriend to old orange girlfriend.
  • Somehow turkey knows that Tofurky doesn't compare to eating real turkey.
  • Creature leaves lagoon when doctor shows him blackened gills.
  • Knight is envious of knight fighting bubble breathing dragon.
  • Man wasted his daylight savings and now he has to stand in the dark.

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