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  • Skier's GPS suggests a faster route is available by skiing straight down off side of mountain.
  • Gardening shovel and snow shovel battle in boxing ring to determine who will win the season for March.
  • Snowman breaks up with snowwoman because their May-December relationship would cause them to melt.
  • Shovel starts bar fight with snowflakes.
  • Snowman brings wife to hospital because her ice broke.
  • Once he has a phone, groundhog never notices his shadow again.
  • Groundhog Nog is an unpopular holiday drink.
  • Snowmen and slugs are being attacked by salt shakers.

  • Abominable Snowflake was short-lived when windshield wiper destroyed it.
  • Frosty melts from defective Galaxy phone that catches fire.
  • Metal poles get creeped out by A Christmas Story's Ralphie getting his tongue stuck on pole.
  • Socks are convinced system is rigged when stockings get warm place by fire.


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