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  • Bear uses post-hibernation app to locate the closest Starbucks for coffee.
  • Mr. Potatohead must hold eyeballs closer to tv to see because he refuses to get glasses.
  • Stocking is uncomfortable being so close together on the mantle.
  • Because cat always slept beside her at computer, Deb installed track pad in the cat to keep working.
  • A theme park closes because no one liked the grim reaper theme.
  • A mouse family asks for an estimate on a door from a contractor because a cat keeps reaching in their house.
  • A man says he's a dog person because he likes pets that show affection, but the woman he's talking to has affectionate cats.
  • At the snowman circus, a knife thrower throws carrot peelers at a volunteer.
  • A man orders the combination plate at a restaurant, and it comes locked with a combination lock.
  • A balloon pops and the funeral director recommends a closed casket.
  • A door is pushy with another door, but she's a pull door so she rejects him.
  • A man's relationship is like puppy love in that his girlfriend jumps on whoever's closest.


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