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  • A bat has to sleep right-side up because he broke his legs.
  • A dog doesn't want his friends to mark his cast.
  • Groundhog auditions or casts shadows to play the role of his shadow.
  • A ski rental service offers boots called "The Preemptives" which already have bandages on them.
  • Hieroglyphic translations on mummy from friends signing his cast.
  • A chicken lectures at a seminar on how to successfully cross the road by crossing at a less busy section.
  • A cat doctor informs patient health insurance doesn't cover reckless accident.
  • The three headed dog in the Harry Potter movie is a chihuahua.
  • Mary's little lamb is attacked with snow equipment because of its fleece.
  • A man hurts his arm when he's playing air guitar and his CD skips.
  • A porcupine's seatbelt helped him in a car crash, but the airbag just popped.
  • A monkey watches The Wizard of Oz and thinks he can fly.


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