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  • Captain Kirk materializes oddly when Scotty has transporter on shuffle.
  • In a horror movie, William Shatner wants to release an opera album.
  • The inside of a candy filled Pinata is set up much like Star Trek's Enterprise.

  • Birds make fun of Gene Roddenberry and poop on his car.
  • Scotty beams Captain Kirk's toilet paper away.
  • Scotty beams up Kirk's toupee, but nothing else.
  • Kirk can't sleep, so he shoots himself with his phaser on stun.
  • The crew of the Enterprise can't fight Aunti Matter.
  • Captain Kirk has retired, answers door to see alien woman and alien child, thinks to himself, "Oh, God, not another paternity suit."

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