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  • Dog wears thunder shirt to calm storm anxiety while man wears election shirt to calm election anxiety.

  • Unbeknownst to him, man questions why cat is called calm one while other cat is about to attack.
  • A woman's polite response to a rude text depends on which finger she uses.
  • A broom reassures a book in a bar that smartphones won't make it obsolete.
  • After therapy, Angry Birds become normal birds.
  • Zen cats want to know what the sound of a hairless cat coughing up a hairball is.
  • A dog feels calmer about his owner leaving the house because he follows him on Twitter.
  • During job interview, Gumby gets asked about not having a level head.
  • Man mistakes wife's screams about crocodile for excitement over first crocus of spring.
  • Steven Wright's low-key personality is poor match for endorsing energy pills.
  • Judge called the hangin' judge for his style of hanging out in the courtroom.

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