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  • Hen wife in couple’s therapy with rooster husband says just once she’d like to sleep late.
  • Driver is scared awake by GPS global positioning system voice yelling he’s about to crash into a truck.
  • Cat begs for food then refuses to eat it.
  • Bear uses post-hibernation app to locate the closest Starbucks for coffee.
  • Rip Van Winkle awakens to learn his style is still popular.
  • A pilot says he hopes the turbulence didn't wake up his passengers, because it woke up him and his copilot.
  • Clicking noises from birds tweeting on Twitter wake a man up.
  • A bed bug stays in bed all day.
  • Sheep suggests having sex rather than counting sheep as a sleep aid.
  • Risk taking mouse wants to sneak into room of sleeping cats to get cheese.
  • A newborn baby dreams it was spelunking.


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