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  • Turkey had plastic surgery to get peacock tail feathers.
  • Two Inuit women gossip that a big-nosed man is a good kisser.
  • Female octopus likes her mate's love handles.
  • Credit cards at a bar have lost their magnetism.
  • A dog got a hair cut and now looks like a poodle.
  • A toad looks at Play Toad magazine while his wife comments that those aren't the pinup girl's real warts.
  • A man feels insecure at the beach, but his wife says she prefers his washing-machine sized stomach to toned men's washboard stomachs.
  • A shark wears blood-scented cologne.
  • Fashions to attract men include bikinis, football costumes, and pizza costumes.
  • Construction concrete blocks socialize, with one introducing himself as "very supportive," another looking for a "concrete relationship," and another eyeing the "hard body" of a cinder block.


You searched for: attractiveness