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  • Woman looks like she has beard after she kisses her cat for good luck before dates.
  • Horse is attracted to Trojan Horse.
  • A candlestick argues with her boyfriend about whether a menorah is hotter than her.
  • A pawn dates a checker and her parents wonder if it's a phase.
  • A peacock can't get his tail to fan out and might take pills to fix it.
  • A shark paints a pretty girl on his friend's fin to lure swimmers.
  • A frog sticks out its throat to impress a girl frog, and a man sucks his stomach in to impress a woman.
  • A jealous cupcake at a party gossips about what's under another cupcake's frosting.
  • A poodle only looks muscular because he was groomed that way.
  • A man's relationship is like puppy love in that his girlfriend jumps on whoever's closest.
  • A fly has a fetish for being shooed away.


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