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  • Turkey's broken wishbone is diagnosed during an exam.
  • Appearance of penguins in water gives impression that water is cold.
  • With people readings their phones on the beach, aerial advertiser flys "I give up" sign.
  • Right-handed store opens up next to left-handed store.
  • hairless cat, legless lizard, flightless bird, and mindless doofus all go without something.
  • Just like housecats, lions get bored eating same prey day after day.
  • Cat radios back to mission control that due to love and attention they are staying.

  • Everyone is too busy watching fireworks on devices that they miss fireworks right in front of them.
  • Kids text at the Thanksgiving table, so their dad says he'll text Grace.
  • A man thinks everyone is admiring his body at the beach, but he actuallyhas a horrible sunburn.
  • The grim reaper nearly kills the wrong person because he's distracted by his phone.
  • Candy hearts for cats say things like "You're Tolerable."


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