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  • Cat complains about slow service of owner, but says food is good.
  • Knights tested success of human cannonballs against castle walls.
  • Cat artist cannot capture red laser dot accurately in his paintings.
  • People trying to erase Charlie Hebdo find that erasing only spreads it.
  • Zombies try to eat the Headless Horseman, but they don't like pumpkin seeds.
  • A school eliminates recess and puts spin machines on their desks to compensate.
  • A lego figure tells his therapist that he has nightmares where his feet are stuck to the floor.
  • A frog sticks out its throat to impress a girl frog, and a man sucks his stomach in to impress a woman.
  • All the king's horses and all the king's men try to do a puzzle in their spare time, but they're bad at it.
  • People learning how to use a pinata hit each other by accident.

  • A family wanted to get a dog, but the cats filibustered the decision.
  • Risk taking mouse wants to sneak into room of sleeping cats to get cheese.

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