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  • Magician is taken to court by table for sexual assault after he pulls off tablecloth in performance.
  • Scratched dog tries to pick cat out of police lineup.
  • A king and queen want to get their deck enclosed because arrows keep coming into their castle.
  • Soldier cats try to shoot a laser pointer's dot, but they can't destroy it.
  • In addition to oil, warriors use solar power to burn offenders.
  • Catherine Zeta Jones has a beta version.
  • Sherlock Holmes thinks a thief stole Watson's clothes when found naked in his fiance's closet.
  • Blitz Crackers may attack as they are lightly assaulted.
  • Dog makes up story about losing fight to Doberman despite having cat whisker on him.
  • The cat buries the new kitten's head in the litter box, and the vet warned of dominance.
  • Mr. Potatohead has his identity stolen by removing his face.
  • Birds make fun of Gene Roddenberry and poop on his car.


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