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  • During snowy winter, tree looks forward to warmth of dog peeing on it.
  • Dog rips card to shreds to show that she likes it.
  • Mr. Potatohead wears his wife's eyes to get her perspective.
  • Tomatoes throw themselves at vegetable bands regardless of whether they're good or bad.
  • Store requires waiver for man's injuries if giving vacuum to wife for Mother's Day.
  • A painter's art has a direct message: everything is for sale.
  • Cat thanks man for privacy afforded by sand castle used as a litter box.
  • Instead of granite, hell has countertops of brimstone.
  • Dog stops and smells the roses, meaning his neighbors the Roses.
  • Santa gives ear plugs to parents of child who received Talking Elmo.
  • A dog flatters a person with a saliva lick.
  • A kid claiming to be a band's biggest fan exclaims he pirated all of their music.


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