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Bragging pea at bar gloats to veggies that he kept sleepless princess up all night.
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Autocorrected holiday texts turnip turns up volume, weightlifter pumpkin pie pumping iron, groovy hippy gravy boat & masher nervous sweet potato sweats.
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Thanksgiving turkey, stuffing turnip and mashed potato flavor Oreo cookies disgusts grocery shopper.
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Vampire at restaurant tells date he tried going vegan but you can’t squeeze blood from a turnip.
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Baby bird protests that mother is only regurgitating turnips.
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A tomato doesn't know whether he belongs with fruits or with vegetables.
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A hurt turnip doesn't want anyone to know he fell off the turnip truck.
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Product failures chunky pulp milk, caffeinated baby formula, salty Dr Pepper soda, Lee Press-On nose hair, sugar sweet toothpaste, stinky tuna Chicken of the Sea fish perfume, spicy cajun Preparation-H, gross leftover parts chicken soup, vegetable flavor popsicles & feline sleeping pills for insomniac cats.