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Hospital surgeon asks baffled nurse for scalpels but lost blade in bed sleeps late missing alarm clock.
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Man in robe dials painful backache seat so late night visitor leaves home.
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Pet dog waiting anxiously for owner’s return home wears watch timing forever, infinity & an eternity.
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Man waiting in boat worries catfish fishing scuba divers stuck at bottom with cat napping fish on laps have been under water for a long time.
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Driver enjoys song on car radio until annoying G.P.S. directions voice interrupts favorite part of purpose.
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Gross dog archaeologist has 5 Century Rule to eat medieval garbage artifacts dug in hole.
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Repetitive man shipwrecked on island says stop me if you’ve heard this before over 30 times.
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Mechanic says knock knock to auto engine & slowly waits for timing belts who’s there response.
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Wrinkled clothing historical period villagers wear crinkled fabric garments before irons invented.
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Man on date’s gallbladder helps him digest restaurant meal, but rude pee bladder has gall to interrupt make out kissing.
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Annoying cat hits sleeping owner in bed, wakes at same time every night.
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Helicopter reporter gives traffic delay report inside sand timer.