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  • Owner tells excited jumping dog to get down & pet imagines it’s a disco dancer.
  • Jealous kitty destroys ventriloquist owner’s dummy for sharing it’s lap territory.
  • Naughty kitty guitarist kicks vase off shelf, dedicates late night music to couple who kicked it out of bedroom.
  • Actor at medical appointment misunderstood doctor’s script is her prescription medication.
  • Self conscious pea pod in snapping audience clapping for beatnik veggie poet realizes it’s snap pea event.
  • Funny fish imitates grumpy claw pinching crab & offends angry crab in undersea comedy show audience.
  • Bird in bed with cooked Thanksgiving roast asks if sex was hot for her too.
  • Vampires company manager says worker with three fangs is their most productive employee.
  • Stick figure shtick comedians funny head arrow & Groucho mustache glasses, watermelon smash & pie in face jokes.
  • Boat captain tells scared scuba diver singing shark guitarist is busking shark.
  • Smartphone in bed with phone after sex says you found my volume button.
  • Sexually unsatisfied ghosts in bed complain that they didn’t feel anything.


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