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Eye doctor tells myopic man with vision exam letters on face he stood too close to chart.

Frantic driver’s bursting bladder is excited dog rushing to pee when almost home.

Birdwatcher on smartphone bird translator app reads target approaching as singing birds prepare to poop.

Godzilla wearing eat locals t-shirt devours local people in demolished city.

Wind turbines break because they're too close together.

Chair looks terrified and holds a sign that says the end is near because a fat man is about to sit down.