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Single wine glass at bar tells martini margarita is cute but can’t get past salt flake dandruff flaw dating deal breaker.
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Martha celebrates George Washington's birthday, but the cake candles set his wooden teeth on fire.
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Santa knows when Mrs. Claus is sleeping, and when she isn't sleeping.
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Without paper confetti available, the New Year's Eve party throws shredded computer monitors.
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Your older brother doesn't make a good school teacher.
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Cinderella's glass slippers show off how gross her feet are.
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Angels in high heaven complain because it stinks.
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A worm likes living on a baseball field, except for the wet tobacco rain.
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A man's date swoons off a balcony.