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Man is protected from shark bites by helmet.
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Green Eggs and Ham is edited for references to color for schoolchildren.
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Man is afraid to enter Germophobes Anonymous because he'd have to touch doorknob.
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Psychiatrist observes that patient is guarded by a basketball player.
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Germophobic dog won't shake owner's hand because he is afraid of catching germs.
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A fish uses a metal detector to find a hook in the worm
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A checker cabbie warns his client that another guy got jumped earlier that day.
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A man wants ice for his drink on the Titanic.
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Two mice exchange Christmas gifts, which are both mousetraps for pest removal, and the husband encourages his wife to open her gift first.
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Wife sneezes twice, so one man tells friend that she sneezes in pairs, while friend worries about the pears in the fruit bowl.
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Table with a sign that says "This table is reserved," tells psychiatrist that he shouldn't have come because he doesn't have much to say.