Turtle locks himself out of his shell, he is standing next to shell naked and using wire hanger to try and open shell.
People having party in man's house, woman shows him mortgage agreement fine print that says employees of bank can party at residence any time.
Tin cans married and tied behind a bumper wonder what happens next.
Couple receives a form letter thank you note.
The mother of the bride writes the vows and makes comments about groom.
Fortune Teller sees cat fur on client and impresses client.
Dogs ask home owner where they are moving with their trash cans.
Mother mentions twins with cloning machine, Dad realizes they don't have twins.
Woman with many cats warns man she is about to use the can opener.
Clyde meets death in the bathroom and they brush teeth together.
Man's resume boasts of his beer drinking skills.
The scarier version of Star Wars is when Darth Vader reveals he's Luke's Mother.