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A man and woman walk alone, holding hands, and the woman believes the man is thinking about romance when he's actually thinking about The Simpsons.
A police detective looks at a poorly-drawn chalk outline, wondering if the murder victim was in bad shape or if the new chalk-outliner did a bad job.
A bankrupt beehive displays a sign stating it is "Going Out of Beeswax," while a bee holds a sign stating, "Will Work for Honey."
Two cockroaches stand on a sink full of dirty dishes, and one cockroach invites to other to lunch at a great greasy spoon.
One pumpkin tells another that he is going to have an open mind about a Halloween Jack O' Lantern stuff while someone wields a knife nearby.
Daughter tells Mom she is making a ballerina costume for Halloween out of an old, white dress (Wedding Gown) she found in back of Mom's closet.
Cootie, sitting on a bald man's head, radios to mission control, located on a full head of hair, about unhospitable environment, including a harsh glare.
One shark explains to another how her partner threatened to leave if she didn't share her scuba diver meal, so she gave him the finger.
Doctor and patient look at x-ray while he explains how her slipped disc puzzled him until he saw a banana peel near her spine.
At a doggie dinner party, one dog agrees to a helping of cat because he is cutting down on saturated cats, rather than saturated fats.
During Oscar acceptance speech for "The Phonebook + You," Jake lists everyone he wants to thank in alphabetical order, implying that list will be long.
Flight attendant, sensing turbulence in the relationship, puts her tray in an upright position - right in her boyfriend's face.