Boy thinks smoke alarm is a dad cooking alert.
A student in a philosophy class accidentally brings Play-Dough instead of Plato.
John McEnroe argues with mother about his bathroom performance.
Plant's plan to grow up to lady flower in planter doesn't factor in toro mower.
Singer's lyrics reveal that he is having affair with drummer's wife.
Monty Hall's house has three front doors.
Cupid accidentally grabs his archery bag instead of the magic love arrows.
The mystery of Stonehenge is solved as a hand reaches from sky and claims checkmate.
Colleagues doubt scientist's claim of discovering 2-headed squid since it's 2 squids and a belt.
Earth notices a volcano, like a pimple, on his forehead before his date with Venus.
Sign painters picket their place of employment with blank signs.
Aliens shaped like the handicap symbol think Earthlings are saving them the best parking spaces.