Even manure factory workers must wash hands before returning to work.
Earth does a comb over to cover ozone hole in atmosphere.
Woman is now able to focus anger on boyfriend instead of self and feels relief.
Giants compare innie and Audie belly buttons
Scientists make a pit bull tree that can defend itself in the rain forest.
Magician's Assistant has two small coffins as was sawed in half.
At the post office for nails, hammers are in the most wanted posters.
Salesperson for IRS stamp company can't ever find anyone at home.
Linus makes giant pumpkin pie from great pumpkin.
Doctor prescribes painful suggestions for patient on April Fools Day.
Employee considers asking for raise as boss's tie is caught in machinery.
Egg goes to beauty salon to get a dye job.