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Sign painters picket their place of employment with blank signs.
Aliens shaped like the handicap symbol think Earthlings are saving them the best parking spaces.
Evergreen tree discovers why some trees drop their leaves when man comes with ax.
Santa and Mrs. Claus swat elves before realizing they could be useful.
Derek's plan to woo his date is ruined when he runs over her dog.
A pen will get in trouble for leaking ink on someone's pocket instead of on paper.
A tissue box says he's ashamed of his job, but he's talking to toilet paper.
A nail loses his friend because he gets nailed into wood.
Beaker, the roadrunner, and R2D2 get run over because no one can hear them over the beeping of a reversing truck.