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  • The best way to punish your teenager is to make him dress properly.
  • The Tasmanian Devil ravages a town.
  • A man eats a bird's eye.
  • A couple moves near a pretzel factory to smell the salt air.
  • Cat owner on trial for slander because he said that his cat acts like a dog.
  • Mrs. Potatohead removes her body parts to get an even tan.
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