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  • Running of the Bulls is changed to Running of the Sloths after personal injury lawyers get involved.
  • Santa gives ear plugs to parents of child who received Talking Elmo.
  • Paul is different from the other anteaters because he eats rabbits.
  • Chiropractor tells Humpty he may hear a crack during treatment.
  • Black belt tickler incapacitates bar patrons with tickling.
  • Godzilla won't eat a butcher shop because he's a plant eater.
  • Man reads list of red ink altered New Year resolutions changed to dogs’ wants as dog naps with marker.
  • Pigs draw straws to see who donates a skin graft to fix a football.
  • Mickey Mouse always wears gloves so he won't leave fingerprints at crime scenes.
  • The Tinman wants to get silver fillings at the dentist.
  • Fish parents tell daughter when she comes in door she can't deny it, they know she's been out with piranha, daughter has bite in body.
  • Cats rate online purchases with purr and hiss comments.


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