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Move over, Wimpy Kid. Here comes the imaginative, the inquisitive, the unstoppable Marty Pants!
Marty Pants is different from your typical middle schooler. He has the soul of an artist, and as an artist, he notices things – the kinds of things other kids don’t seem to see.
This hilarious new series follows the endearing, frazzled, embarrassed, and ultimately, fearless footsteps of literature’s most unlikely hero – Marty Pants.
2017 off the mark
Page-a-Day Desk Calendar
Start each day with a loopy cartoon or experience the shame of peeking ahead. Feel powerful as you tear off an entire day bare-handed.
100% made in the USA, printed on recycled paper. Feel good about the calendar you buy this year!
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Cartoons Your Cat Doesn't Want You To See:
An Off the Mark E-BOOK Cartoon Collection
Cartoonist Mark Parisi has put together a collection of over 150 of his favorite color cat cartoons. Mark uses his zany sense of humor to illuminate the mysteries of the feline species while simultaneously launching us into throes of laughter.
Mark delves deep into the kitty psyche, from its picky eating habits to its tenuous relationship with man's other friend, the dog. You'll learn everything from what pickup lines a cat uses in bars to what they really think about us (in a handy chart!) or what cat scientists are studying in their little cat laboratories.
You want to know more about the real motivations of that furry thing on your couch which you've only been able to guess about until now?
Then grab this book and snuggle up with your own kitty and share a few laughs and some purrs together. Perhaps in the process it will learn a thing or two about you. As if it cared.
Now available for Amazon Kindle - click here!
Now available for Barnes & Noble Nook - click here!
Check Fun-E-Books Publishing for all current available formats
T-shirts, Mugs, and much more!
Lots of "off the mark" cartoons available on shirts, mugs, tote bags,
notepads, framed prints, mousepads, and more.
Don't see your favorite cartoon in the store, just Contact Us and
we will set up a *store just for you!
Browse or buy from Cafepress.com
*Some cartoon exclusions apply
Signed Cartoon Prints and Originals of your Favorite Cartoons!
To order a signed print, search for the cartoon you want, click on the orange button
Buy this cartoon print
To learn more about purchasing an "off the mark" cartoon original, CLICK HERE
Chew this Book:
An off the mark dog cartoon collection book.
The book for the dog lover! "Chew This Book" is packed with all your favorite off the mark dog cartoons.
You'll love it and so will your dog. Maybe you should buy two.
Buy the paperback book from Lulu.com
128 pages for $11.92
Buy the e-book from Lulu.com
Think Outside the Cat Box:
An off the mark feline cartoon collection book.
A great book for the cat lover!
Nominated by the Independent Book Publishers Association for Best Humor Book!
Buy the paperback book from Lulu.com:
142 page for $12.99
Buy the e-book from Lulu.com
An off the mark computer cartoon collection book.
A great book for the tech lover!
If you own a computer, call tech support, surf the web, send email, thought you saw a computer once,
you will relate to the byte-ting humor In fact, your computer doesn't want you to buy this book. It would be humiliated. Now's your chance for payback.
Buy the paperback book The Wanderer:
128 pages (10 color) for $9.95
Available in Retail Stores
"off the mark" greeting cards are sold to retail stores. Some of these retailers include: Target, Walmart, and Walgreens.
They are distributed by four companies:
Recycled Paper Greetings
Contact these distributors directly if you wish to carry the product lines in your retail store or if you want to know the retailers who sell the card lines.