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Egyptian mummies monster family father in pyramid tells kid even though he’s Dad they can call him Mummy too.
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Envious veggie wonders how sweet bell pepper dates much hotter chile.
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Husband shows wife her beautiful face in clouds out window but windy weather changes it to insulting pig & she dumps coffee on his head.
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Sexist male praying mantis bug at bar tells annoyed female to smile more & she is happier after eating his head.
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Awkward flaming sneeze burns dragons’ date but he hopes she mistakes it for a hot flash.
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Lady visits body hair waxing salon while mermaid has fin barnacles scraped undersea.
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Popcorn kernel popping menopause symptoms wake corn cob couple asleep in bed.
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Mummy lady at bar on date with fake tattooed arms mummy man sees they’re cartoon Sponge Bob BandAid bandages.
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Greek myth Medusa monster in love tells snakes tail hairs girlfriend that she completes her.
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Annoyed everything bagel at bar confronts ogling plain for uneverything-ing her body with his eyes.
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Abraham Lincoln at bar scores date with four attractive ladies.
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Sexy huge head bug at bar tells females there’s plenty of him to go around.