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symptoms cartoons

 Results 1-10 of 13 matches.



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Symptoms Cartoon # 1997-11-28 (1 of 13)

Geriatric Patient calls Doctor and Dentist

Geriatric patient makes note to call dentist about missing
dentures and doctor about pain in butt.


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dog canine pet animal mammal anthropomorphic winter snow snowing cold season pee peeing urinate satire
Symptoms Cartoon # 2011-12-15 (2 of 13)

Dog Pees Blue

Dog has appointment with vet schedule because his pee is
blue in the snow.


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brand parody logo nyquil medicine over the counter cold cough nykrill krill whale sick ailing humor
Symptoms Cartoon # 2010-08-28 (3 of 13)

NyKrill

NyKrill for ailing whales parodies NyQuil nighttime cold
medicine.


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my burst like ripe cherry tomatoes…my water a dewy red rose you need analogy medicine sneeze satire
Symptoms Cartoon # 2009-08-01 (4 of 13)

Analogy Medicine

Doctor prescribes analogy medicine for patient with an
allergy who uses too many analogies.


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to save time I researched my on the internet before came in out have a sprained medical medicine humor
Symptoms Cartoon # 2008-11-21 (5 of 13)

Man uses internet to medically self-diagnose his s

Sprained Uterus

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humpty dumpty egg beak bird fowl medical health healthcare care doctor physician diagnose cartoons
Symptoms Cartoon # 2008-07-10 (6 of 13)

Humpty Dumpty Headache

Doctor tells Humpty Dumpty he knows what is causing his
headaches; bird hatching.


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chicken hen egg laying syndrome farm leg bird fowl neurological condition parodies
Symptoms Cartoon # 2008-06-04 (7 of 13)

Restless Egg Syndrome

Chicken has trouble sleeping due to restless egg syndrome.


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husband wife marriage relationship medicine health healthcare care diagnose sick ill meal cartoons
Symptoms Cartoon # 2008-04-10 (8 of 13)

Uncommon Cold Sneezes

Wife in kitchen responds to husband sneezing up snakes,
as he suffers from the uncommon cold.


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calendar daily hypochondriac mole hypochondria new year day time date cartoons
Symptoms Cartoon # 2008-01-01 (9 of 13)

The Hypochondriac's Daily Calendar

A hypochondriac's daily desktop calendar find a new disease
to worry about daily.


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prescription catnip katnip cat feline pet animal mammal anthropomorphic commercial medicine comics
Symptoms Cartoon # 2007-12-26 (10 of 13)

Cat Nip Commercial

Cat views a cat nip commercial, a drug who's side effect
includes loss of dignity.


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