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 Results 1-10 of 104 matches.



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Patients Cartoon # 2011-08-23 (1 of 104)

Dentist Reflex

Shark’s reflex when dentist reaches into mouth is to bite
off dentist’s fin.


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Patients Cartoon # 2010-09-07 (2 of 104)

Remove Song from Brain

Patient wants doctor to remove Barry Manilow song stuck
in his brain.


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Patients Cartoon # 2010-07-26 (3 of 104)

Can’t Brush Teeth Alone

Dentist tells patient he can’t get by on brushing alone.


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Patients Cartoon # 2009-12-31 (4 of 104)

Confetti in Operating Room

Surgeon’s suggest not using confetti in the operating
room for New Year’s Celebration.


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Patients Cartoon # 2008-04-11 (5 of 104)

Cat Pharmacies Prescriptions

Cat pharmacist tells cat customer trained staff is available
to help with prescription pills.


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Patients Cartoon # 2007-10-04 (6 of 104)

The Good News and Bad News Medical Diagnosis

Incompetent doctor diagnoses patient with good and bad
news of a clamp left in his temporal lobe.


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Patients Cartoon # 2006-11-24 (7 of 104)

FruitFly sees Psychiatrist

Fruitfly sees a psychiatrist for an identity crisis, it
likes vegetables better than fruit.


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Patients Cartoon # 2006-04-28 (8 of 104)

Psychiatrist Patient a Hallucination

Patient thinks he's a hallucination and his psychiatrist
is hallucinating.


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Patients Cartoon # 1998-06-04 (9 of 104)

Cantaloupe Keeps the Doctor Away

Patient discovers cantaloupe as a more effective way to
keep the doctor away.


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Patients Cartoon # 1995-02-12 (10 of 104)

Dr. Seuss Treats Rash

Patient gets bendy arms from Dr. Seuss to scratch rash.


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