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date dating relationship excuse reason go out going why not decline declined reject rejected humor
No Cartoon # 1993-10-08 (1 of 19)

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bar drink drinking imbibe imbibing alcohol liquor beer wine booze pub tavern party get together humor
No Cartoon # 2012-01-27 (2 of 19)

Designated Driver Balloon

Balloon declines inhaling helium to get high, as he is designated
driver.


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kangaroo joey baby animal mammal anthropomorphic home house teenager move moving pouch live parodies
No Cartoon # 2011-11-15 (3 of 19)

Zippered Pouch

Teenaged kangaroo wants to move back but mother’s pouch
is zippered.


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teach teacher teaching classroom room educate education learn learning school student pupil parodies
No Cartoon # 2011-09-23 (4 of 19)

Cat Vocabulary Test

Cat does poorly on vocab test because he doesn’t know the
meaning of the word no.


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winter snow snowing cold season summer warm hot flower plant dandelion weed seed blow blowing comics
No Cartoon # 2011-06-21 (5 of 19)

Winter Flashback

Man has winter flashback and mistakes dandelion seeds
for snowflakes.


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flower plant pollen pollinate pollinating reproduce reproducing reproduction seed ugly unattractive humor
No Cartoon # 2011-06-04 (6 of 19)

Ugly Flower Pollination

Pretty flower worries that she’ll be pollinated by an ugly
flower.


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family parent parenting mom mother dad father kid child children sister brother sibling daughter comics
No Cartoon # 2011-05-09 (7 of 19)

Lucas Edits Sister

A young George Lucas edits films showing sister punched
first.


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easter egg bunny rabbit animal mammal anthropomorphic holiday humpty dumpty mother goose break parodies
No Cartoon # 2010-04-04 (8 of 19)

Humpty Dumpty Dyeing

Easter bunny is wrongly accused of Humpty Dumpty’s death
after confessing to his color dyeing.


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feline cat mammal animal protection protect defense self frighten frightened frightening startle parodies
No Cartoon # 2010-02-25 (9 of 19)

Puffy Cat Not Fat

Cat claims it is not fat but simply startled.

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no you can’t use an avatar instead license dmv department of motor photo persona representation satire
No Cartoon # 2009-09-01 (10 of 19)

Avatar as Registry of Motor Vehicle photo

Man at Registry of Motor Vehicle told he can’t use an avatar
for his driver’s license photo.


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