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 Results 1-10 of 14 matches.



dentist dental dentistry tooth teeth brush brushing toothpaste clean cleaning flossing smile comics
Literal Cartoon # 2010-07-26 (1 of 14)

Can’t Brush Teeth Alone

Dentist tells patient he can’t get by on brushing alone.


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attack attacking escape escaping chase chasing flee fleeing honey husband wife monster science parodies
Literal Cartoon # 2010-11-17 (2 of 14)

Monster Escape

Husband keeps wife from using fire escape to escape from
monster.


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tattoo artist parlor parlour studio ink inked inking pigment satire
Literal Cartoon # 2010-07-08 (3 of 14)

Tattoo Wrecks

Tattoo artist takes client’s tattoo request too literally.


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polar bear club animal seal swimming swim cold ice water winter group organization hunting parodies
Literal Cartoon # 2010-02-10 (4 of 14)

Polar Bear Club Intensity

Polar Bear Club member captures seal.

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jury of english juror major court courtroom law legal verdict confession confessing i didn
Literal Cartoon # 2009-05-19 (5 of 14)

Jury of English Majors

English majors on the jury interpret a double negative
as a confession.


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what would your choice be if you could have dinner with anyone in history living or dead man cartoons
Literal Cartoon # 2009-05-09 (6 of 14)

Living or Dead Dinner

When asked who he’d like dinner with living or dead, man
chooses living.


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dad can i borrow the stay away from car father son child children boy teenager teen auto automobile cartoons
Literal Cartoon # 2009-03-26 (7 of 14)

Car Keys Not Car

Dad says son can have the car keys but not the car.

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are you thinking what i
Literal Cartoon # 2008-09-25 (8 of 14)

Men and Women differ on how or if they think

Woman asks “are you thinking what I'm thinking”, man
thinks “what I'm thinking”.


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family husband wife marriage furniture table chair flour parodies
Literal Cartoon # 1998-08-18 (9 of 14)

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telephone phone communicate communication call food eat eating dine dining satire
Literal Cartoon # 1994-05-20 (10 of 14)

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