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cromagnon man neanderthal cromagnon early homo caveman cave cavemen men java history prehistory parodies
Kills Cartoon # 2012-03-30 (1 of 20)

Early Credit Scores

Scrawny bartered creature hurts caveman’s credit score.


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crime kill killing murder murderer murdering shoot shooting shot gun gangster mob criminal cartoons
Kills Cartoon # 2012-01-31 (2 of 20)

Bullet Hole Cheese

Gangsters hide evidence by dragging bullet ridden cheese
to Swiss section.


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bug insect fly spider anthropomorphic buzz buzzing sound bar drink drinking imbibe imbibing satire
Kills Cartoon # 2012-01-20 (3 of 20)

Spider Buzzkill

Spider’s entrance into party is literally a buzzkill for
the flies.


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thanksgiving holiday turkey animal bird poultry anthropomorphic dinner eat eating stuff stuffing humor
Kills Cartoon # 2011-11-21 (4 of 20)

Stuffed Face

Turkey’s dinner invitation gets him a stuffed behind,
not face.


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bug insect mosquito pest parasite flirt flirting woo wooing hit on hitting entice enticing humor
Kills Cartoon # 2011-11-11 (5 of 20)

Mosquito Frost

Mosquito tries to convince woman to date him before first
frost kills.


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wolf animal mammal pig three little dead death kill killed killing food eat eating complain humor
Kills Cartoon # 2011-07-30 (6 of 20)

Spit on Pig

Mrs. Big Bad Wolf won’t eat pig because it has spit from blowing
on it.


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valentine day holiday food dessert candy chocolate box of heartshaped gift present eat eating comics
Kills Cartoon # 2011-02-13 (7 of 20)

St. Valentine’s Day Massacre

Box of chocolates gets massacred on Valentine’s Day by
taster trying all the different flavors.


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lemming crowd mentality rodent mammal animal suicide death kill killing cliff mountain fall cartoons
Kills Cartoon # 2010-11-27 (8 of 20)

Distracted Lemming

Distracted lemming does not follow crowd over the cliff.


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easter egg bunny rabbit animal mammal anthropomorphic holiday humpty dumpty mother goose break satire
Kills Cartoon # 2010-04-04 (9 of 20)

Humpty Dumpty Dyeing

Easter bunny is wrongly accused of Humpty Dumpty’s death
after confessing to his color dyeing.


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pizza delivery thanksgiving holiday turkey dinner farmer execute executing kill killing ax humor
Kills Cartoon # 2009-11-22 (10 of 20)

Turkey Orders Pizza

Turkey orders many pizzas for Thanksgiving in an attempt
to save himself.


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