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 Results 11-20 of 59 matches.



crime kill killing murder murderer murdering shoot shooting shot gun gangster mob criminal satire
Hurt Cartoon # 2012-01-31 (11 of 59)

Bullet Hole Cheese

Gangsters hide evidence by dragging bullet ridden cheese
to Swiss section.


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hedgehog porcupine animal mammal anthropomorphic holiday santa kringle st. nick present gift humor
Hurt Cartoon # 2011-12-16 (12 of 59)

Porcupine’s Gift

Porcupine gets passive-aggressive gift of coupon good
for a hug.


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pirate patch eye sight see seeing vision eyeball gum ball chewing dispense dispensing humor
Hurt Cartoon # 2011-09-19 (13 of 59)

Eyeball Dispenser

Pirate goes to eyeball dispenser to get a replacement eyeball.


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sport athlete game team coach play playing compete competition beach sand ball volleyball humor
Hurt Cartoon # 2011-08-26 (14 of 59)

Beach Volleybrick

Beach volleybrick proves to be a dangerous sport leaving
players unconscious.


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free sample try trying model modeling mace spray eye vision sight see blind impair impaired satire
Hurt Cartoon # 2011-07-23 (15 of 59)

Free Mace Samples

Free mace samples leave people on the floor blind and in
pain.


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monster science fiction sci fi alien extraterrestrial extraterrestrial probe probing stick cartoons
Hurt Cartoon # 2011-07-01 (16 of 59)

Probing Questions

Man worries about being probed by alien who assures him
he only asks probing questions.


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celebrity media entertainment movie theater cinema film actor catherine beta zeta alpha version humor
Hurt Cartoon # 2011-05-11 (17 of 59)

Catherine Beta Jones

Catherine Zeta Jones has a beta version.

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elevator open opening close closed closing puree pureeing blend blending blender hold the satire
Hurt Cartoon # 2011-04-05 (18 of 59)

Elevator Puree Button

Man gets caught in elevator doors when man pushes puree
button.


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elevator choose choosing choice wait waiting line circle square diamond green blue black maybe cartoons
Hurt Cartoon # 2011-02-20 (19 of 59)

Black Diamond Elevator

Elevators are ranked by difficulty just like ski trails.


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cat feline pet animal mammal anthropomorphic museum art fine artist painting sculpture sculpt parodies
Hurt Cartoon # 2011-02-06 (20 of 59)

Feline Art Motif

At museum, kittens learn that there is a motif of cats inflicting
pain on dogs in feline art.


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