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Hospital surgeon asks baffled nurse for scalpels but lost blade in bed sleeps late missing alarm clock.
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Laptop in argument is called jerk, slowly buffers processing response for hours till it thinks of answer late night in bed.
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Self-conscious sun in sky tells women cold weather shortening days length excuse.
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Pet dog waiting anxiously for owner’s return home wears watch timing forever, infinity & an eternity.
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Exhausted mother cat with mischievous kittens says hardest part of having kids is not sleeping 20 hours a day.
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Long neck giraffe making out with date can give her a hickey if she has ninety minutes.
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Godzilla monster sleeps on melatonin supplement factory saving city for a solid 8 hours.
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Egyptian mummies parent thinks changing kid’s dirty diaper will take all afternoon.
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Impatient man urgently waits to pee at closed bathroom as forgetful custodian remembers he forgot to take down sign hour ago.
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Gross caviar dish warns party guest it’s high quality but has sat out for four hours.
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Frustrated Saint Patrick failed driving slow snails out of Ireland so forces faster snakes instead.
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Sun in sky shaves arm pit light rays hairs with razor on Daylight Savings Time morning.