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 Results 11-20 of 74 matches.



weather cloud cloudy rain rainy sun sunny partly of jerk flower plant grow growing shape cartoons
Flowers Cartoon # 2011-04-30 (11 of 74)

Types of Clouds

Jerk cloud rains everywhere else but on flower that needs
the rain to grow.


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island deserted insult adding to injury love romance predict tree palm flower petal leaf cartoons
Flowers Cartoon # 2011-03-29 (12 of 74)

Stranded Loves Me Not

Stranded man plucks palm tree leaves and gets “she loves
me not.”.


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season spring weather warm flower bud bulb first sprout sprouting complain complaining complaint parodies
Flowers Cartoon # 2011-03-10 (13 of 74)

Crocus Or Crocodile

Man mistakes wife’s screams about crocodile for excitement
over first crocus of spring.


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flower plant garden gardening grow growing house planting gardener vegetable eggplant egg cartoons
Flowers Cartoon # 2010-10-06 (14 of 74)

Overripe Eggplant

An overripe eggplant hatches a bird.

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clown water sprinkle sprinkling sprinkler watering lounge lounging relax relaxing flower spray cartoons
Flowers Cartoon # 2010-08-04 (15 of 74)

Clown’s Flower Sprinkler

Relaxing clown has squirting flowers as his lawn sprinkler.


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dating bar single long term relationship pick up short sort men man women woman humor
Flowers Cartoon # 2010-05-28 (16 of 74)

Flower Only Dates Annuals

Perennials find out a male flower only dates annuals to
avoid long term relationships.


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eating machine love shark ocean men man women woman relationship woo swoon fish marine biology cartoons
Flowers Cartoon # 2010-01-20 (17 of 74)

Love Machine Shark

Shark known as eating machine also wants to be known as love
machine.


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hey eugene! you’ve got a little more than pollen stuck to you! bee honeybee insect bug flower comics
Flowers Cartoon # 2009-08-31 (18 of 74)

Toilet Paper Bee

Bee notices that, in addition to pollen, his friend also
has toilet paper stuck to him.


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date did not go planned dating derek flower breath smell odor bad stink florist distracted humor
Flowers Cartoon # 2009-08-22 (19 of 74)

Grandpa’s Gas Flowers

Distracted florist reaches for baby’s breath but puts
grampa’s gas in bouquet by mistake.


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dog canine pet animal mammal anthropomorphic neighbor intrusion intrude nosy friendly smelling comics
Flowers Cartoon # 2009-05-04 (20 of 74)

Dog Smells the Roses

Dog stops and smells the roses, meaning his neighbors the
Roses.


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