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 Results 1-10 of 72 matches.



reaper grim death dead die dying telephone phone cell cellphone communicate communication satire
Dying Cartoon # 2012-02-22 (1 of 72)

Death won't Add Cell Phone Minutes

Man asks Grim Reaper if he can add minutes onto to his life
through phone.


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devil evil hell fire hot office work workplace job employment inbox in box out outbox mail humor
Dying Cartoon # 2011-08-13 (2 of 72)

Devil’s Inbox

Devil’s inbox overflows with sinners while outbox remains
empty.


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parody video game conductor hero guitar controller battery music conduct conducting band sound comics
Dying Cartoon # 2011-05-31 (3 of 72)

Conductor Hero

Impossible to tell when man’s controller battery dies
when playing Conductor Hero video game.


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easter egg bunny rabbit animal mammal anthropomorphic holiday humpty dumpty mother goose break humor
Dying Cartoon # 2010-04-04 (4 of 72)

Humpty Dumpty Dyeing

Easter bunny is wrongly accused of Humpty Dumpty’s death
after confessing to his color dyeing.


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april day angel st. peter god book of life roll heaven gate pearly devil satan lucifer hell parodies
Dying Cartoon # 2010-04-01 (5 of 72)

Heaven April Fool’s Joke

Man has prank pulled on him as he enters heaven when angel
wears devil mask.


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frosty the snowman melt snow water sprinkler sprinkling death dying cremation cremated kid comics
Dying Cartoon # 2009-12-10 (6 of 72)

Sprinkling Frosty’s Remains

Children use a lawn sprinkler to scatter Frosty’s remains.


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hat cap inanimate object anthropomorphic top bonnet cry crying tear suspect suspecting cop humor
Dying Cartoon # 2009-09-27 (7 of 72)

Not Crying At Hat

Not crying at the drop of a hat gets hat arrested.

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i tell you a little barbecue sauce over medium heat angel heaven wing halo afterlife food cartoons
Dying Cartoon # 2009-09-05 (8 of 72)

Angel Eats Wings

Angel tells another angel his recipe for barbecued wings.


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a bit too convincing at playing dead dog canine pet animal mammal trick train training behavior humor
Dying Cartoon # 2009-07-14 (9 of 72)

Dog Play Dead Too Well

Dogs too convincing at playing dead wait in line at heaven’s
gate to be sent back.


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ancient egypt egyptian pharaoh death dying burial ritual mummy cat feline pet animal mammal parodies
Dying Cartoon # 2009-05-13 (10 of 72)

Egyptian Cat Barks

Egyptian cat barks to avoid being buried with pharaoh.


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