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thanksgiving holiday turkey bird wishbone will inheritance trust heir inherit inheriting beneficiary cartoons
Die Cartoon # 2007-11-15 (1 of 114)

Turkey Wishbone Inheritance

Without legal will, turkeys must use James' wishbone to
determine the turkey's inheritance.


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anthropomorphic paper stationery envelope push pushed death die dead kill killed murder homicide parodies
Die Cartoon # 2005-11-28 (2 of 114)

Police investigate Envelope Murder Scene

Police investigate a murder scene where some pushed the
envelope.


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thanksgiving holiday farm farming farmer death die food cook cooking prepare preparing feast humor
Die Cartoon # 2001-11-20 (3 of 114)

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dead death die dieing decease deceased deceasing demise demising demised medical medicine humor
Die Cartoon # 1997-01-09 (4 of 114)

Doctor Prescribes Fluids

Doctor prescribes fluids for fish but fish dy because they
drank their bowl water.


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dead die died deceased nursery rhyme humpty dumpty egg chicken comics
Die Cartoon # 1996-11-08 (5 of 114)

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cat bird fish new resolution good promise change eat ate eating hungry meal cage diary journal cartoons
Die Cartoon # 1996-01-01 (6 of 114)

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brushing brush teeth dental hygiene oral toothpaste tooth toothbrush death grim reaper parodies
Die Cartoon # 1991-01-02 (7 of 114)

Brush with Death

Clyde meets death in the bathroom and they brush teeth together.


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bug insect mosquito pest parasite flirt flirting woo wooing hit on hitting entice enticing humor
Die Cartoon # 2011-11-11 (8 of 114)

Mosquito Frost

Mosquito tries to convince woman to date him before first
frost kills.


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parody video game conductor hero guitar controller battery music conduct conducting band sound parodies
Die Cartoon # 2011-05-31 (9 of 114)

Conductor Hero

Impossible to tell when man’s controller battery dies
when playing Conductor Hero video game.


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easter egg bunny rabbit animal mammal anthropomorphic holiday humpty dumpty mother goose break humor
Die Cartoon # 2010-04-04 (10 of 114)

Humpty Dumpty Dyeing

Easter bunny is wrongly accused of Humpty Dumpty’s death
after confessing to his color dyeing.


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