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date cartoons

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dog canine animal mammal anthropomorphize dinner meal gourmet fancy cooking impression date parodies
Date Cartoon # 2010-01-28 (81 of 285)

Dog Foodie

Dog impresses date with gourmet meal of old shoe with rotting
food.


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alicia will relationship date dating introduce introducing introduction matchmaking have you cartoons
Date Cartoon # 2010-01-03 (82 of 285)

Speaking In Puzzles

Crossword designer speaks in crossword puzzle when meeting
new woman.


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fortune cookie chinese food cuisine restaurant out to eat date dine dining read in bed joke humor
Date Cartoon # 2009-11-05 (83 of 285)

Salmon Fortune Cookies

Salmon add phrase “when upstream” to fortune cookies instead
of “in bed.”


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excuse me i think one too bald to stick with car repair tire misunderstand misunderstanding cartoons
Date Cartoon # 2009-10-03 (84 of 285)

Too Bald to Stick with

Woman is told not to stick with bald one and doesn’t know
if it refers to date or her tires.


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nelson evening would be more romantic if you didn’t keep pivoting your toward the game dinner cartoons
Date Cartoon # 2009-09-29 (85 of 285)

Cat Turns Ears to Game

Female feline complains male turns ears to game during
romantic dinner.


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date did not go planned dating derek flower breath smell odor bad stink florist distracted humor
Date Cartoon # 2009-08-22 (86 of 285)

Grandpa’s Gas Flowers

Distracted florist reaches for baby’s breath but puts
grampa’s gas in bouquet by mistake.


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husband wife marriage relationship planet ring galaxy space outer anthropomorphic inanimate humor
Date Cartoon # 2009-08-02 (87 of 285)

Saturn’s Wedding Ring

Saturn takes off ring while at bar to talk to women planets.


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ocean sea water wet beach sand relationship date dating datematch.com male applicant website humor
Date Cartoon # 2009-07-26 (88 of 285)

Long Walk Test

To get accepted on dating web site, men must take long-walk-on-the-beach
test.


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great but i can’t seem to break him of habit jumping on people bobo dog canine pet animal humor
Date Cartoon # 2009-07-06 (89 of 285)

Dog Jumps from Fan

Date is warned that dog jumps on people but isn’t aware of
dog on ceiling fan.


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hey sleepyhead i’m here to take care of you your are in a better place now expression euphemism comics
Date Cartoon # 2009-06-13 (90 of 285)

Parents go to “Better Place”

Babysitter tells child his parents are in a better place
restaurant.


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