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denture false teeth dentist dental tooth mouth old elderly senile lost losing discomfort pain satire
Call Cartoon # 1997-11-28 (1 of 40)

Geriatric Patient calls Doctor and Dentist

Geriatric patient makes note to call dentist about missing
dentures and doctor about pain in butt.


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date dating relationship excuse reason go out going why not decline declined reject rejected humor
Call Cartoon # 1993-10-08 (2 of 40)

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cat feline pet animal mammal husband wife marriage relationship owner large big huge little humor
Call Cartoon # 2012-02-24 (3 of 40)

Large Bitty Kitty

Nickname of Widdle Bitty Kitty Widdy doesn’t fit unusually
large cat.


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parody keebler elf logo mascot cookie food rule drop dropping dropped bear anthropomorphic comics
Call Cartoon # 2011-10-10 (4 of 40)

Bear Five Second Rule

After dropping Keebler elf, bear calls five second rule
so he can still eat him.


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bee insect vibrate vibrating vibration buzz buzzing anthropomorphic telephone phone cell cellphone cartoons
Call Cartoon # 2011-07-14 (5 of 40)

Bee’s Cell Vibrations

Bee’s own vibrations offset the vibrations from cellphone
so it remains still.


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telephone phone cell cellphone communicate communication mobile text texting smartphone butt comics
Call Cartoon # 2011-05-06 (6 of 40)

Butt Answering

Butt dialing evolves until the butt actually answers the
call as well.


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car auto automobile vehicle transportation driver drive driving worry worried worrisome worrying parodies
Call Cartoon # 2011-01-30 (7 of 40)

Narcolepsy Bumper Sticker

Man worries when he sees bumper sticker asking drivers
to report on van driver’s narcolepsy.


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husband wife marriage relationship attorney law legal lawyer court house courtroom room courthouse parodies
Call Cartoon # 2011-01-27 (8 of 40)

Judge’s Wrong Robe

Judge wears patterned robe to court and his wife calls to
say she found his other robe.


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sport athlete game team coach play playing compete competition telephone phone cell cellphone parodies
Call Cartoon # 2010-11-03 (9 of 40)

Referee’s Missed Calls

Referee gets missed calls in hockey game on his smartphone.


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therapist therapy psychologist psychology problem psychiatrist psychiatry mental health telephone satire
Call Cartoon # 2010-06-06 (10 of 40)

Jaguar’s Therapy

While being pinned by gazelle, jaguar asks therapist to
move up session.


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